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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I do it at least 35 times just in case

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I do it at least 35 times just in case

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Since this is just a picture with a “scientists” statement, which are usually false facts …

    Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer.

    https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer

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      With the quantity of ejaculations being self controlled, this feels like we could just be looking at a marker of general health.

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      They REALLY enjoyed that lower risk

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        I’m enjoying a good old fashioned lower risk right now!

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          How do you manage that while typing?

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            You have two hands, right?

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              I need both of them for my monster dong

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                Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.

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                  You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old “one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?”

                  Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.

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                    Lovely. Are you more of a Hit me baby person or a Toxic person, would you say?

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              Yes, what’s the next step?

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                Type with one hand, wank with the other of course. Use whichever hand will make you last the right amount of time for the circumstance.

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            dicktation!

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      I wonder if it’s also because they’ve got healthier bodies or less stress or something. In any case, a wank a day keeps the doctor away?

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        Certainly increases the chances for strokes.

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        “And the results held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account.”

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