You just made every potato-European upset.

I’d totally like to share what I do at my office job at the equivalent of the IRS in my country, but that’s classified :(

You could have at least removed france

Yeah we don’t really learn about American history over here. We learn about the Azteks and Inkas, but that’s about it when it comes to the Americas.

“The first since Kennedy”

Why not “the second ever”?

Edit: Today I learned that more US Presidents than just Kennedy got shot. I still think that the half eaten yogurt I left in my locker over the summer of 2007 had a richer culture.