#2 is packing.
He could fuck himself in the belly button.
Why the leftmost one looks like has a shirt collar even though he is topless?
Tan line from his shirt collar. Modern sunscreen wasn’t invented until the 30s.
Why does the guy on the left look like he’s wearing a collar made of skin?
It’s his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.
Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.
#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.
2 from the left. The grandfather of “Bigballs” from DOGE.
I’ll take the looker on the far left. Mmmmhmm, break me off a piece of that.
#2 has an obvious boner
Some of these fellows are packin’ some serious heat!
#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements
One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.
I’m surprised they even let him enter the contest.
Without a snappy stache, he’s got no shot at all.
Dafuq? Why them boxers so big
[off topic?]
I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There’s a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today’s standards, he looked kinda scrawny.
They’ve got those horizontal lines to accentuate the boys.
You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!
