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Reminds me of a science fiction story. A regular type guy happens to look like a big star. The star sues the regular guy for copywrite infringement
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[obligatory George Carlin reference]
When I was a kid, the worst playground insult was calling someone a ‘J@p,’ because only a yellow bastard would pull a sneak attack like Pearl Harbor.
Tojo must be smiling in Hell.
2·28 days agoIn a neighborhood, everyone knows your name. If Joe the Plumber and Fred the Butcher make a bet, everyone has heard it, and the loser has to pay up, or be scorned.
In a bar, the bartender or server holds the bets and pays off the winner, and expects a cut of the pie as a sevice fee/tip.
3·28 days ago90 year old woman goes to the local brothel. She tells the madam that she wants to try something new, so she wants to try being a hooker for a night. Madam makes some phone calls, finds some customers who 'd be into it, and tells the woman to come back the next night.
The next day the lady arrives, and soon the first john shows up. They walk upstairs, spend an hour, and come back. The second customer is waiting, and so he and she go upstairs. After she comes back down, the third guy arrives, so it’s back upstairs.
At the end of the night the madam asks if she wants to come back?
“Oh, no dear. the sex was fine but those damn stairs will kill me.”
If you don’t have a good sized freezer, buy one. There are small ones that fit in any home.
Too many veggies? Chop them up and put them in quart sized containers. You can add them to any soup or stew.
I have a five quart pot; make chili/stew/soup and freeze in pint size containers.
My house has a good freezer, here’s the first i searched out as an example.
26·1 month agoQuick history lesson. In 1960 US minimum wage was $1.00/hour and the cost of the average US home was $11,000.00 A couple of high school kids could get married on graduation day and be homeowners in a few years.
9·1 month agoYou know that Trump just told the generals to have ‘a parade.’
Kim or Putin would know exactly which tanks and units he wanted, would have specified how many flyovers, and sweated all the details.
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I can’t remember the author or title of the story.
Napoleon wants to give his enemies false information, so he picks a courier who looks bold and dashing, but has a reputation for being a complete fuck up.
The idiot manages to fumble his way past a dozen patrols and deliver the orders.
Exactly what they didn’t want.
No one has more contempt for Trump supporters than Trump does.
Mommy is at the park with her baby and her 5 year old. She’s holding the baby in her arms. She yells at the other kid to put down the stick he’s playing with.
“Put that nasty thing down! You don’t know where it’s been.”
The kid replies, “Put that nasty thing down! I know where it’s been!”
I owe,
I owe,
It’s off to work I go!
I gotta get paid,
'Cause I wanna get laid!
I owe,
I owe…
Smart and decent aren’t synonymous
Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.
Long before he was TACO, Cadet Bonespur’s nickname was ‘Two Scoops.’ That was because at a dinner he made sure that everyone at the table got one scoop of ice cream, but he got two.
https://nypost.com/2017/05/11/inside-a-white-house-dinner-with-donald-trump/
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I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There’s a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today’s standards, he looked kinda scrawny.
Zero plans that you know of!
Bwah-ha-ha!
16 of one, a dozen and a third of the other.
The difference between being scared and being alert is alert has a plan.
New York has a big Jewish population.