We need more militant soup activists.

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.