#2 is packing.
He could fuck himself in the belly button.
Why does the guy on the left look like he’s wearing a collar made of skin?
It’s his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.
#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.
Some of these fellows are packin’ some serious heat!
[off topic?]
I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There’s a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today’s standards, he looked kinda scrawny.
Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.
#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements
#2 has an obvious boner
One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.
I’m surprised they even let him enter the contest.
Without a snappy stache, he’s got no shot at all.
You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!
Dafuq? Why them boxers so big
They’ve got those horizontal lines to accentuate the boys.
Why the leftmost one looks like has a shirt collar even though he is topless?
Tan line from his shirt collar. Modern sunscreen wasn’t invented until the 30s.
Well now I have a new insecurity because I can’t grow a mustache.
2 from the left. The grandfather of “Bigballs” from DOGE.
