yeah, can’t take it seriously when they can’t even differentiate your and you’re

a million for a company is not that much though

should have followed up with: “sorry, wrong contact. That was meant to mom”

make sure to disconnect the internet first

nah, there are good looking balls, the problem is that they’re a bit of shape shifters

Every time I read something like this it comes to mind that we’re more likely to remember the good bits of the past than the struggles. People use containers because the “works on my machine” problem was a constant pain.

You can still ship code into production quickly if you pair program and commit to trunk to bypass the code review process, and have a CI/CD pipeline set up to automatically build and publish the package.

And I’d much rather have a cloud env pull my code and automatically deploy something than manually transfer files over FTP.

Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it’s usually the women who bring it up

wtf, how can people live like this. There’s barely any parking space in the middle

They know better than messing with a friend of the geese

After Trump announced a 50% tariff over Brazilian products, a cabaret in Brazil allegedly charged an American tourist 50% more.

The math in the receipt doesn’t even make sense, but it surely went viral

[pt-BR] https://www.metropoles.com/brasil/recibo-de-cabare-no-ce-cobra-tarifa-do-trump-de-americano-e-viraliza

i like my memes open source and well maintained

just not the people you want to

student?

tbh, with those hips I might eventually join the robots

“amazon leo” is distinctive enough

I cracked down on amazon, I highly recommend it

“i said no homo, so it doesn’t count, k?”

or maybe she’s “not interested” because other guys make the first move, so it’s easier to just wait

I know I wouldn’t bother with making the first move if I had people I liked reaching out

blowing his mind or his head?