Tony is a dumbass
Tony lacks imagination.
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
Look, there isn’t always going to be someone there kicking Tony’s ass.
Tony better stfu.
I AM THE ONE WHO LICKS
- tony probably
Think again.
For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
What a fascinating combination of posts
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it’s been an hour and you’re just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you’re finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
Sponsored by OnlyFans.
PPC
The Ruined Orgasm machine
Cool band name
I’d expect Cattle Decap level deathgrind or some Hot Topic grade incelcore with shit solos and too many calls to “open this fucking pit up”, no inbetween.
Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
So, a cash machine?
so if you refuse to pay does it keep you gooning for the rest of eternity
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
Come to daddy
Always here for an aphex twin reference
I want your soul
Come on then you funny little man.
This is what paper sacks were made for.
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don’t be like Tony.
Just think invertopenis and you can’t go too far wrong.
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
Only thing it is good at doing.
Given that God clearly is a cunt, I’m down with that
god doesn’t exist, fundie 🙄
(edited to add, in order to not upset anyone unduly: this comment is made in jest.)
Given how certain you seem, I’ll take the uno reverse card and say: no! You fundie!
I’m a theist agnostic because I, nor anyone, can prove or disprove the existence of a God.
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Good.
For post stamps, obviously.
They still make stamps you have to lick or are you just into licking things?
Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
Tony, you know why.
Tony’s never been licked.
Cmon, y’all. Let’s go lick Tony! Then he’ll understand!
We all know why.
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
Axlotl Tanks of course.
IMHO access to sex isn’t a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they’ll have more sex if they don’t have kids. The desire for sex isn’t the same as the desire to reproduce.
The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
“I want it clean enough to eat off of!”
Japan, hold my Ramune.
If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
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