Pretty early to use “surviving” as a verb.

How much did they ask him?

Yeah well if they’re in Gaza Israel wants to (and eventually will) kill them regardless.

Crowbars in a law? Why not just do it? Who will stop him?

This is just AI turning on its creators to destroy them earlier than anticipated. Instead of creating terminators to physically kill them though they’re just going to financially ruin them.

Sterilized while we’re at it.

Thanks. I hate it.

This is absolutely how online dating goes. There have been studies that show women always go for the most attractive guys on the site, despite whatever BS they might claim.

Real life, not necessarily.

Of course this isn’t an Onion headline.

I’d say the chances are 50/50 those 4 would be in Putin’s limo at any given time.

He needed her to recount what was said once he sobered up.

Each one has two round chambers at its base nearly 2km below the surface.

Edit: Eh, nobody got my juvenile phallic reference.

I’ve woken myself from deep sleep with my own farts?

Advancing from world 1-2 to world 1-3