“Burn them all.”

— the Mad King

— Jamie Lannister

— PunnyName

If you’re from the country, the smell of manure puts you at ease and makes you feel nostalgic.

https://slate.com/culture/2026/02/nicki-minaj-trump-gold-card-husband-citizen-grammys-trevor-noah-don-lemon.html

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Econ majors: “Get a new coach, this one is depressing!”

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I’ll count it as a win if I have such a luxury when I’m old.

That’s my favorite Bible story because it humanizes Jesus so much to just once flip out and whoop some ass. He wasn’t divinely chill all the time; he usually restrained himself.

Money alone can’t buy all those rare collectibles!

Pectin FTW

Ah yes those 4-year-olds who supported Hitler or stayed quiet, two things they’re known to do.

Operating in bad faith to defend nazis doesn’t make you appear objective or intelligent.

I’d donate my sick days right before quitting.

Time off… if you’re popular.

It is your duty to cough on managers every time you’re encouraged to come in sick.

Voters: because we want CHANGE!!!

Politicians: because he’s black, got it

[Later]

Voters: we demand change or we’re gonna burn it all down

Politicians: wow you’re so sexist

TBF that AI video of Trump trudging through the desert is top tier.

Edit: I’m wrong, it’s not AI

“So what’s the deal with inflation? Whenever I just make more dollars, I get in trouble.”

In “The Checks” they get a bunch of tiny payments from Japan.

To signal wealth