When he made his travel plans, this was Dinosaur Planet. Imagine his disappointment.

If this makes a difference, they wouldn’t drown. They’d cook on top like eggs over easy.

Not rhetorical question: why don’t more people buy and sell abortion pills on the dark web?

You just poke a bunch of it with the fork until a suitable amount is stuck between the tines, and then you don’t have a long tail of pasta that’s trying to get sauce all over your shirt.