TrackinDaKraken

Wait till we learn how much the Luigi trial jurors are paid to hang him.

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Pam Bondi is 60 years old. She gets weekly baby blood transfusions, and sleeps in a sensory deprivation pod.

(Only one of these things is verifiably true. The other two are just guesses… but probably.)

It’s not that she didn’t like men in hats, she just preferred Men Without Hats.

I’ll just add this to the long of things I’d love to see, but never will.

I think it’s genetic for all mammals to find all baby mammals cute. Adults, IDK.

I’m sorry the President of my country is an asshole.

I’m genuinely ashamed to be American now.

I’m gonna miss Danny.

Do you know how long it took me to figure out I’m stupid? What am I, stupid?

Oh, wait…

Well, this hurt. So, there’s that.

Who would’a thunk cops are really bad at reading the room?