No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
Dr. Evil demands compensation of
Your mom been on Amazon again?
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
Paging Dr. Evil.
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
What does LPT stand for?
Life Pro Tip.
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
Dick! take a look out of starboard. My God! It looks like a huge…
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
