Another day, another go fuck yourselves Americans.

I was also today years old when I read a headline about DOGE heading into the SEC.

Weird.

🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶

The United States is threatening invasion of a free and allied nation.

The media is complicit.

The population is complicit.

Edit: The military is complicit.

We’ve got to install microwave ovens

Custom long dong delivery

We’ve got to move these refrigerators

We’ve got to stand back and lean to pee

Look it here, look out

You investigate the massive security breach with an even bigger security breach?

Tom Clancys Rotating Coffin Turbine Power Generation - may he rotate in peace - is going to need to upgrade the lines.

Yeah no shit.

Hey is African American portrayed Captain America still in theatres? Lololololol ya fucking Nazis.

Weird honey. You should consider seeing someone about that.

Anyway, what’s for super?

Abhorrently disrespectful on a national scale flex but not ok.

Tom Clancy go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

istodaythedaytanksrollinwashington.com says no.

Daddy said there would be pain. It’ll be ok.

🎶 Just a spoonful of high-fructose corn syrup makes the bleach go down, the bleach go down 🎶

At least two senior aides have suggested that Waltz should resign to avoid putting Trump in the “bad position” of having to decide whether to fire him, Politicoreported.

Yeah, that’s it. How dare he do this to Dear Leader and The Cause.

How dare he make Leader have to lie away the US government risking national security and avoiding FOI.

If anyone is flying today maybe ask the NSA people left at the airport why you can’t carry butter if buttery emails make plane sounds. Or maybe let us know if the boot leather tastes a bit buttery, maybe that’s how they polish them.

Make America Great Depression Again

“Billion”, sadly, is a term that nowadays conjures an individual human or corporate level figure.

“Trillion” is an economy level figure and suitably conjures an idea of how fucked up you all are.

IMHO.

Literally.

“Powerful start”?

Of course.

This - the abhorrent security alone - should be like, 24/7 on every channel invasion of Iraq TV, but no.

Remember that time when Donald Trump said Canada should be booted from Five Eyes, and are a National Security Threat^TM?

This is how the self-declared protector and benefactor of the “free” world treats the actual lives of billions right now. After he fucking had classified documents in his bathroom secrets for sale operation.

That’s boldly generous as “strike two” in American parlance. But these days they’ll just carry right on past three to fuck the libs because Elon paid for your brain cells to kill the woke mind virus. Right past strike three and nobody will even remember all the kids that died while they polish their weapons and store them for when an immigrant or trans person or coloured person knocks on the wrong door.

Yet still so many expect consideration that they didn’t vote for him. No. Americans are traitors to us all. The inaction at this point is acceptance. Especially considering your history.

These people want war. Americans seem to as well. It’s idiocy not to see it coming. The old whites get to die playing their game of zeroes and Elon gets to see if he can fix the climate with cataclysm while he tries for Mars. Because his daughter is trans and ruined his eugenic fantasy. He sure picked the right country to do it with.

You put us all at existential risk.

I, however, knew two hours before the first bombs exploded that the attack might be coming. The reason I knew this is that Pete Hegseth, the secretary of defense, had texted me the war plan at 11:44 a.m. The plan included precise information about weapons packages, targets, and timing.

This is going to require some explaining.

K.

So.

What about that library entrance?

I want to have sympathy. Even more in the case of Point Roberts. But I grew up in a society saturated with Americans ideas on freedom and rights and governance and diplomacy and… and… what is right and…

And yeah.

If I was gifted one I’d host a smash the Tesla neighborhood party.

Free admission, sledgehammers provided.

Loved by hundreds of millions.

He embodies them.