This would work in winter and there are already heat pumps that use river water. Those are utility scale installations, though, so they don’t just pop up overnight. And they’ll be pretty useless in summer, when the air is hotter than the water.

Yes. Otherwise there would be an explosive buildup of toxic gases within minutes.

I’m sure there will be consequences! They might even write a strongly worded letter.

Maybe these were standardized when people were smaller and less fat.

This is a prime example of working in an office. You don’t need to be autistic to do that.

Yes. And at the same time smaller companies are created that offer better quality. I’m aware that these will eventually consolidate and become enshittified large corporations. But that leaves space for smaller newcomers again.

As far as backpacks go, there are plenty of companies that offer good quality at affordable prices. Just avoid the big brands and look at some reviews.

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But what if they offer to sell you death sticks?

But think of all the shareholder value that’s been created!

Well, obviously.

Awww, Guwutine-chan is so cute!

That’s a nice anecdote to tell during the interview. Chances are that’ll be enough to get you the job.

Any info about energy density?

Why not both? If i could get only one, I’d take the dish robot, though.

That’s about how my kitchen looks right now. And I just made something quick and simple.

Look at that pathetic plebe who thinks he can behave like a corporation! How many senators do you have, bozo?

That cannibal could really do humanity a favour. Go on, that one’s free. No repercussions.

I’ll take ten kilos!

The DNC leadership is famously out of touch, so that’s pretty in character for them.