Except nobody is doing the yanking.

Get off my lawn, damn kids!

Time to send a carrier group.

Because fighting drugs has never been an actual objective of the “war on drugs”. It’s always been a war on poor people.

No. This is absolutely correct. These things are advertised as AI but they can’t do anything useful unless they’re teleoperated and even then the usefulness is pretty limited.

I’m convinced. Where do I sign up?

That’ll cost $100 at a fancy French restaurant.

It was disgusting stuff. But it also was palpably desperate, and coming from one of the worst candidates imaginable…

And yet 40% voted for him.

Those filthy unbelievers will be deported at once!

Yes they do. And they bite where it hurts.

But surely, there just be some billionaires who aren’t pedophiles? What about them?

Let’s hope he starts a trend.

Electric cars are already awesome but they’re just getting started. In a few years an ICE car will look like even more of a pathetic fossil (pun intended) than it does today.

Oh no! What are we going to do with our beloved out of touch gerontocrat?

Religion can definitely drive people insane but I’d say in our day and age is more likely the already insane are drawn to it.

If you have an IP based phone connection, you can do that in your router.

The good old dildo of consequences. I hope it’s extra unlubed for those morons.

What are you talking about? It’s obviously Obama who’s to blame!

The solution is obviously to build more nukes.

Deus vult!