If you want to save the indigenous peoples of the Americas, you should bring them vaccines.

Baby steps. But I guess at least they’re going in the right direction.

The polarity of the Khyber crystals or something.

Nice try, Ea-Nasir.

They usually come out of hyperspace just above the planet so they won’t have orbital velocity.

Jesus 2.0: Dementia Boogaloo

It’s what you would do too for your best buddy, isn’t it?

Totally qualified to succeed the Orange Baboon.

That’s how corrupt systems work.

It is. I changed it now. Maybe you want to try again?

It’s romantic, but like most romantic ideas it’s not based in reality and potentially harmful. Like urgetnt people have said, being sexually compatible is very important for a long term relationship and finding out whether you are only after you got married might quickly lead to a very unromantic divorce.

That was my point. People are always going on about how every war will be a drone war from here on out. The thing is, nobody knows what the next war will be like. Least of all me, of course.

Fewer girls to rape. Their worst fear.

You’re not supposed to have fun. Also you need to make a baby with every sperm. As explained by the Great Sages here:

Just because NASA is too stingy to fit it with an ansible.

What would you say, if some gigantic naked ape suddenly picked you up and squeezed you?

Or maybe not. The current war turned out the way it is because of its specific conditions. Doesn’t mean the next one will be like that.

You need to report to the Willkommenswurstausgabestelle.

That’s not kink shaming, that’s hypocrisy shaming.

Do you expect me to read all that? Nerd!