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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

They're unstoppable

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They're unstoppable

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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    Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

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    Where’s Homer ? I’ve seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

    (Also hot wife)

    • D_C@lemm.ee
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      Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
      Brb, I’m, err, going to look for…things? unrelated to this conversation.

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        • D_C@lemm.ee
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          She’s always been a hussy 🤤

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    Those of you questioning Krilling - he’s not op in fighting, just in the babe department.

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      To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he’s OP in fighting. Just not against the show’s usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol

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        He’s not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          Dude you’re making fun of a kid. And it’s funny.

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            A kid? Krillin? Dudes a whole ass adult lol

            Pretty sure he’s technically older than Goku

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              i mean he is now but when he got owned by the RRA

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                You know, I was gonna be like “well ackshually” but I just searched it up and you’re absolutely correct. For some reason I thought he was at least like 21 during Dragon Ball, but he started training with Roshi at 13, so he was definitely a kid during the bulk of DB.

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      He is the champion of dying.

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    Beards and hair grow out of the brain. The less hair on the head, the bigger the brain. More hair, smaller brain.

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    Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

    All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

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    No Samuel L. Jackson?

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    You missed one.

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      Charles Schulz: “I don’t think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it’s not seen very clearly, that’s all.”

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    There is an old finnish saying that hair and common sense (brains) doesn’t stay in the same head. Tukka ja järki ei pysy samassa päässä.

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    Krillin

    The exception that proves the rule?

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    Unstoppabald*

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    You forgot Steve Balmer

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    Shaggy isn’t bald.

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    Its to unfetter their chi

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    Stress

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