This is the hard truth. It’s fun to think of ways to try and “get back at them” or try to make them understand how stupid they are, but they truly are that fucking ignorant. They will always find or create a way to make you be the one in the wrong in their eyes, so ultimately anything you try on them has a greater chance at backfiring and harming you in the long run.

Get yourself taxidermied by the one and only Chuck Testa, and have your body posted up by a Walmart to scare the local community.