I got 8675309.

Donnie Moscow right now.

I believe Tuco had something to say about this sort of thing in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

They have “Russian asset go fuck yourself” money.

Rome is burning, and Ceasar is fiddling.

I’ve been wondering this since “God bless the United Shaishh!” and “COVFEFE”

Runaway Ted’s mistake is thinking Trump wants peace. Trump doesn’t want peace. HE WANTS PROBLEMS! ALWAYS!

I have mixed feelings about this headline. On the one hand, it’s good to see this much money going to a good cause. On the other hand, I firmly oppose the ability of any one person to control this much money.

I don’t think that’s what the headline meant.

Spoiler: No he wasn’t. He meant every word of that crap. He just thought others agreed with him.