Joke’s on that guy, all the women on the Internet are really just this guy:

He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.

I once had a group chat that got leaked. There’s a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.

You can’t even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?

The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.

Sex: not getting any cause I was fired