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  • D_C@lemm.eetopolitics @lemmy.world•Trump privately approved attack plans for Iran pending final order, WSJ reports
    3·
    1 年前

    Picture the scene.

    Two aides bursts in to the oval office to find the orange buffoon eating crayons. The smell of McDonald’s follows the aides in to the room and wafts towards the most stupid ‘president’ ever…
    {P01135809 eyes widen as he sniffs the air}
    “Sir…” eye rolls the first aide “can we attac…”
    Chunky boy spits out the crayons and blurts, "Big Mac? It’s…is it Big Mac time?
    “Soon, ‘sir’,” retorts the aide with another eye roll, “but first we need to…”
    {P01135809 sniffs the air again}. “It’s Big Mac time. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac time!” He sings while doing a pointy finger dance.
    “Yes, soon…‘Sir’, Iran is looking quite brown, sign this so can we attack Iran with…”
    {P01135809 sniffs the air again. Drool is now dripping from his puckered bottom lip}
    “Yes, YES. whatever, do it, do anything, just get me my big macs, FFS!!”
    “If to say so. Sign here now and you’ll also get an apple pie.”
    {P01135809 scribbles on to a piece of paper}
    “BRING IN THE BIG MACS!”

    Both aides leave the room.
    “Did he. Did he just agree to a war for a…”
    “I always ask him these type of questions when the Macdonald’s arrives! He’ll agree to anything when he’s hangry.”

  • D_C@lemm.eetoNews@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*
    1·
    1 年前

    Thank you for your reply. Honestly I feel that if you had have replied initially with something the same as this comment then you’d have a lot more people agreeing, and even rooting for and with you. I know I would have, mainly because everything you’ve said is spot on. Unarguably so.

    Good luck for your future. I am rooting for you and people like you.

  • D_C@lemm.eetoNews@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*
    12·
    1 年前

    You can refute it with some facts. No one is stopping you.

    I’m no history scholar, but here’s a quick run down:
    Declare independence.

    Kill most of the natives and relocate the rest off of their land to reserves.

    Civil war (which, I think, was mainly about allowing the owning of slaves).

    A brief time when things were ok?

    The world wars happened. Which, in the second at least, the us initially wasn’t interested about being involved with until Japan said “lol, no”.

    Another brief period of not bad?

    Reagan. Haha, this was the bit in recent history where things get well iffy.

    The Bushes and Clinton. Things continue to get fucked.

    Obama. Which was 50/50 depending on which country you lived in.

    Then it was the Orange Shitgibbon. Where the rest of the world though it couldn’t get any worse.

    Biden. Who refused to do fuck all tRUMP and his crimes or treachery. Plus all the genocide stuff.

    To now, Orange Shitgibbon 2: Dictator Boogaloo.
    Who is fucking things up in ways that if I time travelled to 15 years ago and tried to tell everyone I would be locked up. They’d probably believe I could travel in time, but not that a fucking failed reality TV star could do so much damage.

    Again I’m no history buff, so you can explain the eras where the us want fucking things for everyone else if you so choose.

  • D_C@lemm.eetopolitics @lemmy.world•Australian Reporter Shot With Rubber Bullet in LA | This is America
    27·
    1 年前

    “Those rioters were advancing in a menacing fashion. The police were fearing for their lif…”

    “Sir. It was one person.”

    “The rioter was advancing in a menacin…”

    “It wasn’t a rioter. It was a reporter.”

    “The reporters were advancing in a menacing fashio…”

    “It was just one. A singular woman reporter. Who was talking to a camera.”

    “So there were at least two of them? Reporter and camera person”

    “…yeah. I guess.”

    “Those rioters were advancing in a menacing fashion, possibly armed with RPG’s and dirty nuclear bombs. The police were fearing for their life and reacted as they were trained and shot her in the back. We have investigated and found that they did nothing wrong.”

  • D_C@lemm.eetoNews@lemmy.world•Trump praises ‘great job’ by national guard in calming LA protests, as mayor says troops are not in the city – US politics live
    8·
    1 年前

    If history is anything to go by, especially recent history, then the plan is a convoluted web of “looking shocked” then some serious “doing nothing about it”.
    After being called out about being lazy and complacent they’ll mention about doing some useless shit such as peaceful protests etc etc but then they will do more nothing.

    In a few years time the rest of the world will be laughing at how easily a failed ‘business’ ‘man’ and reality TV ‘star’ who was also a successful racist, paedo, convicted rapist, con man and 34 times felon took over the whole country in just a few months without a much of a fucking whimper from the populace. Pathetic, really.

    Edit:
    I put the man part of business man in quotes due to him being shit at business and shit at being a man.