When that happens y’all are gonna need video proof that you last fucked your couch less that a week ago every time you leave home.

You have a nickname for your pickle jar? How cute.

That’s is how an organised & responsible person stores their detachable penis.

What a missed connection - that’s why I always leave my number on the wall, so people can call me & we bond over the shared heat …

(And no, 867-5309 is not my number)

Watch the cassette at 3am so that several days later this happens!
(The pic is taken moments before aeroplane ears and zoomies)

Fucking rails are much better than a sex swing, it can go harder and can also accommodate more people.

Omg, hasn’t the poor show bombed enough??

Elves have other hair?

Does the routine repeat after the trillion years is up?

This hurts my brainhole.
Nice.

“I don’t have a race-fight in this horse-dog” : questionable morals; supernatural or sci-fi undertones; a good chance for double-takes, perhaps even the odd triple-take

Oh nyooo, they are enshitifying unenshitification!!

… 100 dead CPUs is news?

That’s about how many Cybertrucks arent dead (yet) overall … tho that isn’t a fair comparison to begin with.

Don’t get me wrong, if there is something to fix they should, and ofc RMA, but those feel normal numbers (the AMD thing I mean).

Well, I only know of one and you’ll need 12 angry men to pull it out.

And then the society & economic systems would force the rest into it too?

This is so sad.

And about exactly how we humans would use other dimensions given the tech.

Yo, I heard you like ads so we put ads in your ads.

Hate hurts all people.

But we are such a smart species we barely try to move past it, sometimes.

Yeah, over 60cN, non-linear, cherry branded, and flatttt (and with fragile keycaps, also that spring can spring out in event of a fall it seems).

With that kind of force and short travel there is no way I wouldn’t constantly bottom-out.

Gg!