someone on reddit suggested smokeable coffee one time lol
I really feel that would sell like hot cakes.
But since nicotine and caffeine are related molecules and are similar neurostimulants, we could just smoke tobacco hey
are hot cakes a source of protein?
They are made with whole food sourced ingredients
First person I ever met with one of those high powered vapes used it for caffeine instead of nicotine. Kid was blurry around the edges from the twitch it gave him.
Like that SNL skit commercial for eMeth
They make little coffee pouches like those snus things. They’re awful
Did anyone else notice how they did the exact thing with vitamins?
Pop tarts and other sugar bombs were always labeled with “Good source of Vitamin C”
Snort this line of cocaine, an excellent source of Calcium (because we used crushed up tums to cut it)
an excellent source of Calcium (because
…we used the crushed up bones of Jose, that snitch.
I’ve got lots of protein, Greg. Could you eat me?
…please? Greg?
Now that is pure protein without calories. And you burn calories from the effort of “eating” it
I thought we exited this phase quite a few years back. Has it made a return? Are there wheat cereals advertising protein that’ll shit straight out of me because I do zero exercise again?
It’s particularly bizarre this time, it seems to have infected the home cook space too, every other recipe is about maximizing protein intake. I’m not sure where the sudden obsession came from and I have yet to find anyone who can give a clear even somewhat verifiable answer.
I’m gonna guess the protein powder industry sponsoring fitness and food influencers.
Look how many recipes have protein powder in them.
Next up creatine powders. “Have you heard creatine, protein doughnut bites?!”
I was at a theme park a little ago and really in need of a cup of coffee. So I strolled into their Starbucks sponsored coffee shop because that’s all there was. And sure enough, they were advertising various drinks, coffees, with protein added.
I have it on good authority that the Starbucks protein coffee gives you the double-shits.
I literally saw protein ice cream pints the other day. 460 calories, but it has 30g of protein! For when you’re depressed and eating a pint by yourself, but still need your gains. I guess.
That’s not terrible actually
ELI5: why is there no tobacco tea?
I wish cocaine came back
it’s so you can eat things that taste like they’re made of corn syrup but are actually made of whey.
like you don’t have to change your eating habits, but you can meet your macros without going over your calorie limit
promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein
Liam has taught me that I need protein, but really I just need A LOT more fiber*___*
protein is the new electrolytes
There’s protein sparkling water too now. I will admit it is tasty.
Starting to become a fan of clear whey. Regular whey is nasty.
for free
