“remember in 2001 when we sent you on a pointless crusade against a nebulous idea? We’re doing that again but harder.”

Skill issue

Jury nullification doesn’t require a reason and isn’t usually cited as precedent.

He was 🤏 this close to becoming a Catholic.

But he wasn’t. So he’s unlikely to be granted sainthood.

This strongly worded letter is going to do it this time guys I swear