You’ve got to be kidding me! 😡😡
Well if we don’t count the bongs, how would we know how much bongs it is?! How would I know to salute his maj if I don’t know it’s free bongs? You gert yankee pillock!
Reminds me of a gag in one of the Asterix comics (i think it was Asterix in Helvetia, but I might be wrong), where an innkeeper would yell “cuckoo” whenever an hour had passed, alerting everyone to turn their hourglasses in order to keep track of time
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How is Big Ben a landmark?
You can’t even see it from outside.Laughs in Elizabeth Tower.
Jesus Christ be praised! Henry’s come to comment!
He feels quite hungry
Elizabeth tower?. you mean Big Mohammed? we call it Big Mo for short mate
but big ben isn’t the name of the clock, it’s the name of the bell.
Well idoes say the real name is NOT big Ben
everything else is wrong though
Gonna need some citations there, laddie…
Wrong, or alternative facts?
THE BRIAN BLESSED?!
Why would anyone believe that to be true?
Many Brits lose any capacity for coherent thought whenever the threat of Muslims are involved.
Don’t forget about:
- Bulgarians
- Poles
- Indians
- Pakistanis
- Hugenots
- Bloody Anglo Saxons
- Beaker folk
- Neolithic people
- Fish, crawling up onto our land
Stewart Lee does an excellent explainer of how it works https://youtu.be/Y38pbfJ4i_U
Ratko Mladic has let himself go.
It’s KD Lang actually
It’s also the Rochdale Herald.
Rochdale makes Northern Post Industrial Shitholes look like Star Trek San Francisco.
Source: grew up around there, the trains(and then Trams) run twice as fast through there.
You underestimate how stupid some people are.
Because it was said so on the Internet, duh.
If they were smart they wouldn’t be racist in the first place.
Have you ever met a Gammon?
Eh, I believe there is a certain audience who also believe Birmingham is now part of the Birmingharam Caliphate, and that’s who will believe this nonsense.
Why not? It gives me something to get mad at.
There was a woman, that after the October 7th attack, saw a paraglider and though Hamas was coming to attack the great town of Doncaster.
Fun Fact, in Cantonese, “Big Ben” is translated as “大笨鐘”, or literally “Big Stupid Clock”. I guess that’s the Hong Konger’s way of getting back at UK for the colonialism. 🤭
More a rhetorical coincidence.
Ben sounds like 笨 which means “fool” in Mandarin.
I bet they’re so happy to be back under China’s thumb now
I mean, there is a timeline where China became Democratic, and HK could’ve be thriving under this alt-universe’s democratized ROC rule.
But unfortunate, this timeline, we get shitty CCP tyranny, and they are working hard to eradicate the Cantonese language.
What’s that saying: “Out of the frying pan into the fire”? Yea HK is basically that lol.
Regardless, “Big Stupid Clock” is still a funny name, regardless of one’s opinions on the UK.
Every Hong Konger I’ve ever met likes the UK.
I’m from Guangzhou, not HK, so I guess my views are different. I view both the UK’s colonialism and CCP’s tyranny negatively. (Maybe UK was slightly less bad, but still… it was colonialism)
Also I didn’t seriously suggested they hate UK, its a joke given the name they gave to it.
fuck it.
The BELL is called big ben, not the tower
I vote to rename the tower as Big Mohammed while keeping the Bell’s name. Big Mo for short. Big Mo & Big Ben have a nice ring to it.
and it will give half the gammons an aneurysm.
see no downsides
As long as they leave the internet alone
Deep packet inspection, my beloved
How much does it weigh?
The internet doesn’t weigh anything.
Even if they didn’t know that the Rochdale Herald is a satirical newspaper, the fact that Rochdale is a random satellite town of Manchester, about 200 miles away from London, ought to have given them pause as to the credibility of the article.
No, scrub that, the headline was enough of a clue. Idiots.
At least the king of England isn’t demolishing Big Ben to build a ballroom funded by demanding money from the department of Justice
Brits love BBC
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Big Ben Clock
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Fun fact: in the French translation of the film Beauty and the Beast, Cogsworth’s name is Big Ben
I fully support them actually doing this.
big ben is the bell, not the tower,. so renaming the tower to Big Mo (catchy name) wouldn’t change the Big Ben.
and it’ll give gammons an aneurysm.
I feel like they should rename them both massive Mohammed. Good trolling is good!
We don’t need any official renaming, start calling the tower Big Mo, go around saying that Big ben is the bellend, and the tower is Big Mo. if it becomes a meme it might actually hold long enough to become a common term.
That’s not what a bellend is lmao
I know, but close enough,
never waste the chance of calling something a bellend.
Giant Jihad
Giant, gingling Jihad
I think it should be named The Elizabeth Tower…
Oh wait…
This is the kind of ridiculousness we see from headlines about djt .
