Reverse Pandora’s Box

Exploding a data center is a bit beyond my capabilities, mostly because I live over 500km away from any 😅

First, lots of barbequeue. Second, become landlord.

Lucky. My mom would just ask me to install M$Office 2013 instead

Sony was always an asshole company

PSA

Subscriptions: not even once

The guards have been alerted by those cheeks

The thirst is real

Boil 'em, fry 'em, make cake with 'em

Miss Trojan has a lot of explaining to do, how did she get full of Greek soldiers and not a single centaur?

I have that, I should probably play it sometime

I’d be lucky to even come close to Mr. Satan’s power level

For many, it’s the equivalent of dealing with smokers in the 70s and 80s, you cannot escape football and the world cup. In a neighborhood I used to live (Brazil), half my neighbors would play up really fucking loud music, the kind that shakes your windows, as commemoration after a world cup victory

Nothing new in human behavior. The Nika Riots is one of the deadliest to have happened in Constantinople because of a chariot race.

Well, did the group go out later?

Looks like an ad for new skibidi toilet

A king for a day, all my problems went away

Blacksnake

Gangstas 'n Roses

Grovestreet Boyz

I remember when it was a UT3 mod

Glasses. Not for me, but to show the Romans that some that can’t see shit that magic glass can make them see better. Either that or a magnifying glass, so it can double as a fun trick of sunlight burning, which, hopefully, can teach them to make concave/convex glasses for people.

A sewing machine. It’s electric, but by opening it up and trying to replicate the pattern manually, those old, fully manual ones could be built.

A world atlas. Maps weren’t exactly common and, for most of human history, unreliable, so having something like that would be extremely valuable, even if it lacked some info like terrain elevation or type of environment.