I think Douglas Adams can explain those downvotes…

Gonna need some citations there, laddie…

Oh dear! Thoughts and prayers 🙏

If only there’d been a bad guy with a gun around to stop this.

…whatever happens with the climate, you should pack your winter coat.

Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!

Califexit. Or Cali Fecks Off depending where n your point of view.

“Your watch cost more than £100?”

I must confess to having a sweet spot for a good toffee hammer.