thank you for your attention
No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
You’re missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
Because I work at a preschool.
Username … checks out?
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
You need to go to better parks.
Easy there, Louis CK.
Just tie it around your waist
AKA “The First Season Sayan”
:(
I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
What do you carry in there?
Pizza bites
Tater tots
Tina!
Cargo!
I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn’t feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-widebe the change you want to see in the world
Old men at the gym approve.
If you know what I mean
Talk about low hanging fruit
More men need to show ass
I need to find one first
Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
ooooooh that little bump, right
A man, or an ass?
For the latter I recommend the zoo.
Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.
Using females. Oof
If he used males instead of fellas it would have been fine.
If your going to use female you gotta use male. Else it’s just weird.
Fine, females, fine, fellas. Alliteration, my dude? “Wonderful on women, worse on… Whitey?” “Great for girls (er…), garish on guys” “Mejor para mujeres, es peor para papas”
Yeah, there’s better ways to do it but it’s more effort than anyone should put in to a shit post.
Seriously. People are in the wrong sub if they want to be pedanticly PC.
Fella fails.
Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
It’s all situational. A skirt is better than both if you’re not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I’d rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
But what about a skort?
Need to get my girl some of these.
Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
forget about your girl. you don’t control her, get them for yourself
Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.
True
ok, sure. I don’t think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though…
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
I mean… sure, yeah… but… huh. Hmm…
