thank you for your attention
- Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets. - I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn’t feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free 
- What do you carry in there? - Pizza bites 
- Tater tots - Tina! 
 
- Cargo! 
 
 
- Old men at the gym approve. - If you know what I mean - Talk about low hanging fruit 
 
- More men need to show ass - I need to find one first - A man, or an ass? - For the latter I recommend the zoo. 
- Have you tried looking between your back and your legs? - ooooooh that little bump, right 
 
 
 
- Need to get my girl some of these. - Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair. 
- forget about your girl. you don’t control her, get them for yourself - Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair! 
- I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND. 
 
 
- Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas. - Using females. Oof - If he used males instead of fellas it would have been fine. - If your going to use female you gotta use male. Else it’s just weird. - Fine, females, fine, fellas. Alliteration, my dude? “Wonderful on women, worse on… Whitey?” “Great for girls (er…), garish on guys” “Mejor para mujeres, es peor para papas” - Yeah, there’s better ways to do it but it’s more effort than anyone should put in to a shit post. - Seriously. People are in the wrong sub if they want to be pedanticly PC. 
 
 
- Fella fails. 
 
 
- ok, sure. I don’t think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though… 
- I mean… sure, yeah… but… huh. Hmm… 
- No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants. - Just tie it around your waist - AKA “The First Season Sayan” 
 
- I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies. 
- Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? 
- You’re missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing - Easy there, Louis CK. 
- I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience. - You need to go to better parks. 
 
- Because I work at a preschool. - Username … checks out? 
 
 
- :( 
 
- This post is lacking thicc thighs - Edit: - You got a thick ass 
 Four wheel drive
 Thick like a manatee
 Double-wide- be the change you want to see in the world 
 
- Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me 
- It’s all situational. A skirt is better than both if you’re not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I’d rather hike or swim in something with trunks. - But what about a skort? 
 
- True 
- At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree. 














