Yup. I remember a long time ago a coworker asking if we can still be friends after telling me she was voting for Trump.

Me: Even after (insert shitty thing) you’re still voting for him?

Her: It’s more because my family is voting red, not really because I support him

So not only are you a dumbfuck but you don’t even have your own moral compass? Redundant but what a fucking sheep.

At least he has the spine to ask for 2 kisses

You’re not attractive to yourself. You aren’t your type but you are someone else’s type.

I enjoyed Ready or Not but agreed. I haven’t watched the trailers but I don’t see a reason for a sequel

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John Carpenter’s The Thing

They’ve been telling us “It’s for the kids” but it all makes sense now

I’m gonna F stab you for this

If you don’t like yourself it’s because you aren’t your type but you are definitely someone else’s type. This doesn’t mean there isn’t room for self improvement to increase your chances of falling in someone’s range.

Just being confident about who you are rather putting yourself down goes along way. Though you could argue that being a pessimist is part of your personality but the only people you will attract will be those trying to fix you.

They’d have to file a police report and report to their insurance before security will release/show any footage. This was a while ago from someone who worked at a red retail store.

I need more library memes

My only fear is that we get another Fetterman incident

Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.

Yup. It’s always what one considers too much plus one more shake to season perfectly…but that still doesn’t stop me from under seasoning when cooking new dishes. Can always salt later.

I never understood the whole “you left the toilet seat up” complaint. Never been an issue in my family but have heard “he never puts the seat down” all the time. Is it that much effort to put the toilet seat down when you need to go?

Edit: Always close the toilet seat cover, not just lowering the toilet seat. This is for both men and women.

Trump would rather give 1000$ to immigrants than American citizens. Not what I voted for.

/s

Because gaybitch2006 was already taken 😔

I drive twenty minutes to and from work but it is always against traffic. It looks so miserable seeing all the cars pile up on the other side on the way home.

Yay

I’m the same way. I like meeting new people but get disinterested easily. I know for a fact I’m introverted because I get exhausted in social gatherings and prefer alone time or casual convo. An extroverted introvert is what I’ve been labeled as.