Let’s keep it this way.

Have you considered sending them a physical letter? You can put a lot of digital goods as codes there (even steam games, albeit bought in 3rd party stores), also gift cards like ‘$10 in X store chain’ if that’s a thing at their place, but the novelty (hehe) of getting a birthday card that they can keep is waaay more cool than a gift notification. See if that’s possible and is up your alley.

Unethical number game suggests that if you invest 5mil into property now, you’d soon afford to double that, then quadruple that, then… By the end of said term, every square meter of Earth would hold some kind of an empty apartment complex.

everyone claps

Google: Buildings collapse

It can come off as a logical conclusion to most people never using anything but web these days.

Jumping for Johnson

Shambling for shaft

Bladerunning for blossom

Steamrolling for staff

Are these mirrors or pieces of rope?

bbw genre is ruined for me

OS reveal party and it’s a penguin.