When was the last time you saw a possessed Linux system? Don’t worry I’ll wait
my Linux has dæmons all over it
All my Linux systems are possessed by daemons
Every linux comes with perl and bash, possession is a single script away
You can probably configure the demon in Linux
demonctl stop hellfire demonctl disable hellfire demonctl enable regular-fire demonctl start regular-fire demonctl set --force body-type=human horns=2 eyes=2 tongue=forked skin=red demonctl add --object electric-guitar demonctl speak "play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"/. tribute.shThink it’s
./tribute.shiircEdit: removed the space between
./andtribute.shThis whole site is a /. tribute, with a few layers of indirection.
lp1 is on fire
How do I daemonize my demon?
This is like 99% of Lemmy users.
“How do I fix this issue with my computer?”
“Have you heard of our lord and savior FOSS?”
would actually solve 90% of problems.
With Linux:
I don’t have forced updates.
I do have driver compile error when I update the kernel.I don’t have spyware recording my screen.
I don’t have Discord record my screen when I want it to, either.I don’t have ads for games in my launcher.
I don’t have HDR for games in my Steam library.Etc.
And the new problems are way above most people’s ability to solve. The usual man on the street is not the usual lemmy user.
OTOH, I used to give away Little Old Lady computers to seniors. Slap Linux Lite on there, setup their email and browser, DONE. They would never call me back for support.
HDR works quite well, with a bit of tinkering naturally, for Steam games. (Fedora 42 using ProtonPlus to get GE-Proton-10 and modifying the launch parameters)
What GPU and DE? It’s been a complete nightmare for me, and only the gamescope WSI seems to actually work.
GNOME, what else. AMD Ryzen censored 7 350 with Radeon 860M 32GB of RAM Internal Display
The drivers for the GPU are unfortunately not in the LiveUSB image so I had to connect my laptop using a HDMI to VGA converter to my CRT monitor to install Fedora xD
Launch options are: PROTON_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 PROTON_ENABLE_HDR=1 %command%
I don’t use GNOME, but I’ll give those launch parameters a try and see if that works, thanks!
Edit: It didn’t work. The game could detect HDR, but the color was completely washed out. Probably Nvidia being Nvidia, but oddly enough HDR can work if I use gamescope as an intermediary.
What DE do you use?
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I think such circumstances require TempleOS.
it’s true though, specificity TempleOS
Best way to kill -9 a daemon 🤷
Demons prefer FreeBSD
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I’m inclined to believe that’s normal Windows behavior at this point…
I’m sure you have no ulterior motives on this subject, maxwells_daemon.
Gotta keep those daemons at bay.
systemd keeps daemons under control, the computer will be fine with Linux.
FreeBSD might make sense here too with Beastie. Just lean into it
The demon is Bill Gates fueled with the tormented souls of Microsoft employees that just got layed off. The solution is to print out a few Arch wiki pages and a usb stick (with Arch) and say “the power of Torvalds compels you” until the PC is once again pure. Than keep your PC pure by avoiding absolutely proprietary software and always praying to Tux for more features.
Demon: What the fuck, how to I install Chrome, what the heck is a tar gz? Fuck this I’m out
there are other demons? and they’re invisible?? What if they grow superteeth on my CPU teeth? dot deb? how do I run a dot deb? “man top”? "man mount"??
fucking hell looking up manual pages kills me every time. i run mint btw
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I think HellOS comes with demonic teeth drivers right out of the box.
