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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Sounds like the most sensible option

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Sounds like the most sensible option

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • Jhex@lemmy.world
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    You can probably configure the demon in Linux

    • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world
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      demonctl stop hellfire
      demonctl disable hellfire
      demonctl enable regular-fire
      demonctl start regular-fire
      
      demonctl set --force body-type=human horns=2 eyes=2 tongue=forked skin=red
      demonctl add --object electric-guitar
      demonctl speak "play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"
      
      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        /. tribute.sh

        • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Think it’s ./tribute.sh iirc

          Edit: removed the space between ./ and tribute.sh

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          This whole site is a /. tribute, with a few layers of indirection.

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        lp1 is on fire
        
    • Opisek@lemmy.world
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      How do I daemonize my demon?

  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    When was the last time you saw a possessed Linux system? Don’t worry I’ll wait

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      my Linux has dæmons all over it

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      All my Linux systems are possessed by daemons

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      Every linux comes with perl and bash, possession is a single script away

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    I think such circumstances require TempleOS.

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The demon is Bill Gates fueled with the tormented souls of Microsoft employees that just got layed off. The solution is to print out a few Arch wiki pages and a usb stick (with Arch) and say “the power of Torvalds compels you” until the PC is once again pure. Than keep your PC pure by avoiding absolutely proprietary software and always praying to Tux for more features.

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    sed s/demon/daemon/g

    The install is complete.

  • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is like 99% of Lemmy users.

    “How do I fix this issue with my computer?”

    “Have you heard of our lord and savior FOSS?”

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      would actually solve 90% of problems.

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        Drakeposting meme: Switching to Linux... Solve your problems? No. Exchanges them with different ones? Yes

        With Linux:

        I don’t have forced updates.
        I do have driver compile error when I update the kernel.

        I don’t have spyware recording my screen.
        I don’t have Discord record my screen when I want it to, either.

        I don’t have ads for games in my launcher.
        I don’t have HDR for games in my Steam library.

        Etc.

        • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
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          HDR works quite well, with a bit of tinkering naturally, for Steam games. (Fedora 42 using ProtonPlus to get GE-Proton-10 and modifying the launch parameters)

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            What GPU and DE? It’s been a complete nightmare for me, and only the gamescope WSI seems to actually work.

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              GNOME, what else. AMD Ryzen censored 7 350 with Radeon 860M 32GB of RAM Internal Display

              The drivers for the GPU are unfortunately not in the LiveUSB image so I had to connect my laptop using a HDMI to VGA converter to my CRT monitor to install Fedora xD

              Launch options are: PROTON_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 PROTON_ENABLE_HDR=1 %command%

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                I don’t use GNOME, but I’ll give those launch parameters a try and see if that works, thanks!

                Edit: It didn’t work. The game could detect HDR, but the color was completely washed out. Probably Nvidia being Nvidia, but oddly enough HDR can work if I use gamescope as an intermediary.

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                  What DE do you use?

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          And the new problems are way above most people’s ability to solve. The usual man on the street is not the usual lemmy user.

          OTOH, I used to give away Little Old Lady computers to seniors. Slap Linux Lite on there, setup their email and browser, DONE. They would never call me back for support.

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          deleted by creator

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    Demons prefer FreeBSD

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    Linux doesn’t have this? Man, I guess I’ll stick with windows. That shit is metal AF.

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      I think HellOS comes with demonic teeth drivers right out of the box.

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    systemd keeps daemons under control, the computer will be fine with Linux.

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    Ok, but imaging playing one of the new Doom games with that set up:

    Action starts to get intense.

    The tension, and temperature rises.

    Suddenly, a whisper at the back of your mind “hail satan hail satan hail satan”

    As more enemies appear, and the temperature rises, it becomes louder, pulsing in your ears. Somehow a whisper that is now shouting.

    As you cleanse the demonic filth, the chanting subsides and stops, bringing a measure of peace, at least for the moment.

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    Gotta keep those daemons at bay.

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    Best way to kill -9 a daemon 🤷

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      bravo

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      https://youtu.be/0rG74rG_ubs

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    it’s true though, specificity TempleOS

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    I’m inclined to believe that’s normal Windows behavior at this point…

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      I’m sure you have no ulterior motives on this subject, maxwells_daemon.

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    Install TempleOS to sanctify your computer and rid it of demons once and for all.

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