So wish I still had my VIC-20 and 64.

I counted my parents collection. Uh, am I cheating?

Believable, and on point for these fascists, but you got a source? OP does.

I fought my mom’s mountain lion when I was in my early 20s. Had 20-30 pounds on that bitch. She hated men in hats for some reason no one ever figured out. Teased her a bit, looking her in the eye, on my knees on the living room floor, with a straw cowboy hat on.

All I saw was a tawny blur, ended up on my back with my long hair coming out in hanks. The cat ended up with my hat. Along with more of my hair.

I no longer have illusions against my chances vs. a possum.

Conductivity ain’t the issue, it’s just that water does nothing against a lithium fire.

The AfD may be hard right but I can’t see any Germans getting in bed with Russia.

Pretty common deal if the conviction wasn’t for violence. Meth head and his wife down the road were sentenced and had a month or two to gut their rental trailer and sell the parts off. LOL, they fucking sold the floorboards. Got some good gardening stuff off him though!

Grow a fucking pair French Finance Minister Eric Lombard.

“Little Hands can go fuck himself if he doesn’t like it.”

When are these people going to fucking attack his narcissism?!

Can’t help but think that’s an in joke for those guys. Or they found the dumb sign and had to strike a pose, like something I would do.

You talking about young people or old people?

Whispering French to a woman is straight panty remover.

Laughing at y’all who didn’t exist before microwave ovens. Mom used to heat shit up on the stove, for all meals, and grandma was terrified of microwaves, evil radiation machines! Still have dad’s microwave detector from Radio Shack, LOL, like microwaves are ionizing. And BTW, you could use the light bulbs to cook on they were so hot. Tried grabbing a wimpy 60W incandescent lately?

When I was last in Chicago my AC died. I could reach out and feel the incandescent bulb from across my tiny apartment. Imagine using a vacuum and a white-hot filament to achieve light. Step up from a candle I guess.

I imagine explaining to my dad, “Nah, we just leave that light on all the time.”

“Doesn’t that run up the bill?”

“No. Not really.”

Same age and my wife and I tend to watch old movies or YouTube. When there are free channels for any well-produced fiction you care for like Omeleto, why bother with Hollywood?

That’s about when it starts.

My handwriting is awful. #2 for me.

You’re right, but consider how poisonous those names have been made to conservatives. Their ears automatically clamp shut.

Know the jacked up part? If conservatives listened to either one of those two, without knowing who they were, they would be all ears.

First time I heard Bernie was on NPR, had no idea who was talking, but I gathered it was a politician running for office. (This was him running against Hillary.)

“LOL, this guy is a joke. You can’t actually answer questions honestly and in a straightforward manner. Holy shit! He just answered a question about Israel without mumbling around. Fucking love him, but whatever he’s running for, he’s going to lose.”

Yeah.

One bolt is probably find if the panel isn’t catching wind. But if that thing gets damaged it’s likely to shear off at speed. Stay away from dented cyber trucks!

According to my neighbors on neighborhood.com, it’s fake news. Seriously. They simply don’t believe Trump has anything to do with it.

HEADBANGERS IN LEATHER!

SPARKS FLYIN’ IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT!