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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some adults when upset cry in their pillowEnglish
2·9 hours agoDude’s getting railed, bitin’ that pillow!
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World News@lemmy.world•Paz sworn in as Bolivia’s president, promises ‘capitalism for all’English
1·10 hours agoRodrigo Paz faces Bolivia’s worst economic crisis in 40 years, with high inflation and a shortage of fuel and dollars.
Well shit. Just when socialism had turned Bolivia into a regional and world leader, an economic powerhouse. 🙄
Not one comment here about what was happening before, what changes are to be expected. Anyone have something intelligent to say other than, “Capitalism bad”? Not sure what he hopes to accomplish, not sure what “capitalism for all” is supposed to mean. I was hoping to learn something here.
shalafi@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻♂️🎸English
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why not just move to a gated communityEnglish
3·13 hours agoSpent the first half of my life in Tulsa. If the complex or neighborhood isn’t gated, then at least everyone has fences. Assumed it was like that everywhere.
Move to Chicago and not only are gated areas really rare, nobody has fences! Weird.
Now I’m in the South and nothing is gated, fences maybe, maybe not. We don’t even have curbs down here, forget sidewalks, not even in the bougie suburb and nice neighborhoods.
As a cable guy in Tulsa, we all knew how to get into any gated area. We knew loads of codes and some where predictable, MMYY, 1125 this month. Also, if you have ladders on top of your truck and wear a tool belt, you become invisible.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why not just move to a gated communityEnglish
2·14 hours agoCable guys and pizza delivery people know how to get into every gated complex in the city.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why not just move to a gated communityEnglish
2·14 hours agoI’m from Tulsa and even the poor apartment complexes are gated.
shalafi@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻♂️🎸English
11·15 hours agoHard to be picky when men have forgotten what drives every girl crazy.
Millipedes come running in this house. Maybe in the fall? Anyway, into the vivarium they go! Good luck with the tiny tarantula. Haven’t seen her in weeks, but I assume she’s hiding under the toy Star Destroyer.
Would they rather the bigger tank? The one with the random frog and chameleon? Not sure they’d eat millipedes, but I bet they’re not afraid to try.
And where my blue isopods?! She get hungry?
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World News@lemmy.world•Millionaire CEO warns US economic situation could lead to revolutionEnglish
7·1 day agoThe alternative is die slow. 🤷
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World News@lemmy.world•Millionaire CEO warns US economic situation could lead to revolutionEnglish
4·1 day agoYES! Commented many times that our masters won’t let us starve. Well…
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World News@lemmy.world•Millionaire CEO warns US economic situation could lead to revolutionEnglish
11·1 day agoExactly as I’m seeing it. And I armed and practicing. Not saying, “I have a bunch of guns and ammo so I’m a tough guy!”
Anyway, went to camp today and sent some .556 armor-piercing down range. Sight is good enough for me, good enough for 100’. Did you know that green-tips drill holes in 1/4" steel? I didn’t! Walked down to look at my target and it looked like I took a drill press to it!
Anyway, unidentified, warrantless, masked men are targets in my book. Police patches? LOL, anyone can buy those on Amazon. Want a link?
They’re not here yet, but I have eyes on.
Yes, I’ll almost certainly die. No, I’m not letting them take my brown, legal wife.
shalafi@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Mike Johnson: 'My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor"English
8·2 days agoIt’s more “don’t defy God” in this story.
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Green Energy@slrpnk.net•Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricityEnglish
2·2 days agoNo, not here in Florida. One fat bill.
Bones and tendon attachment points give us a clue as to their weight. Plus, no escaping the square cube law, they could only be so massive.
Earth seems to have topped out with the Blue Whale. Guessing the fatty pictured would mass more and not have the benefit of being suspended in water. :)
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World News@lemmy.world•The U.S. Has Now Killed Over 65 People In Strikes Against Alleged Drug BoatsEnglish
1·2 days agoOh, look, another lemming so anxious to get his cute little burn out there. So anxious he skipped the first of two sentences in my comment. Hey! It was a pretty long-winded thing to parse!
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World News@lemmy.world•The U.S. Has Now Killed Over 65 People In Strikes Against Alleged Drug BoatsEnglish
1·2 days agoDo I really need to post my entire comment in this reply? It’s two sentences and the first one covers your concern.

We don’t have them in NW Florida, but I dated a girl down south, and yeah, they fall out of trees when it gets cold (for Florida values of cold). She told me about this and I couldn’t stop laughing. “Seriously?! They just plop in the yard and on people’s heads?!”
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Green Energy@slrpnk.net•Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricityEnglish
3·3 days agoHow do they plan to pay for infrastructure maintenance? I get that a solar farm is way cheaper to maintain than a coal burner, but no matter what, you gotta move the power to its destination. Will fees from nighttime use be sufficient? What about when everyone gets batteries and nighttime fees collapse?
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World News@lemmy.world•The U.S. Has Now Killed Over 65 People In Strikes Against Alleged Drug BoatsEnglish
2·2 days agoFishermen? I’m not defending the actions of my government, they are fucking appalling and illegal, but have you seen the boats they’ve killed? My friend, those are not likely innocent fishermen.
EDIT: None of you read first sentence. Not going to parse a two sentence post for you.



Our floor plan + regulations made for a stupid setup. All three bedrooms and hallway require an alarm. All 4 are within 8’ of each other.
And there isn’t one in the kitchen!