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PHP will remain alive as long Wordpress is still being used.

I’m the first ever second generation Blizzard employee!

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At least this madness is isolated to this function. It can easily be fixed.

Pirate’s code is just cluttered with magic numbers everywhere. Hard coded numbers that are referring to a big ”story array”, or characters. It’s just a giant web of complexity. The only fix is to start from scratch.

I worked at Blizzard. I worked at Blizzard. I worked at Blizzard.

This comic has a solid set-up, but the punchline is weak.

Unrealistic. This is way too coherent. Needs more word salad.