To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
Easy solution: never flush
You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
Go away, I’m baitin’.
/brought to you by Carl’s Jr
Carl’s Jr. Fuck you.
I’m eating.
Plenty of water in the toilet
Hemorrhoid Approved!TM
~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
That’s the epic movie watching chair.
I’d rather watch “Ow, my balls!”
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
Needs a voice activated bidet
“Bidet wash my butthole please”
It’s better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer
It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.
Beautiful.
It’s really kind of shitty.
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
Mobile gaming chair
no bidet? in 2026?
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
