Chuck: So it’s a shot of me holding two Uzis and I’m wearing all jeans with my chest and arms showing being all sweaty and intense, you know something for the ladies.
Photographer: Erm, women don’t really go for that Chuck, stereotypically they want intimacy and sensuality.
Chuck: Ok? But it’s for the fellas too right? It’s got guns AND muscles!
Photographer: sigh …let’s just get this over with Chuck.
More like metal rear solid amirite?
Ok Pat, now tell us again about the body of Christ. This time like you mean it!
X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.
W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.
X:Well you’re only half wrong there Wilson.
I speculate/imagine it probably loses most of its value. All those GPU’s and ram will sit there unused so they’ll probably try to repurpose them or sell them. Second hand stuff loses its value.
All the rest will get lost in a shitstorm of a bunch of rich assholes doing the most intimate thing they will ever know=> suing each other and grabbing as much as they can.
Don’t fuck with shrooms kids.
Yeah, I don’t care if you put the egg in water first to see if it doesn’t float. That one goes right into the compost with pan and stove included.
Hon-hon-hon!
WHAT HAVE I DONE !?!?!?
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By the amount and intensity that this man tries to sell his garbage through sheer bluff and bs you’d think he’s running to be President someday.
“On the menu we have a fine vintage Chatteau du spoiled milk from a very good year.”
I first read it as “Frank’s I HATE IT”.
Which I suppose is a quite unique kind of hate compared to others.
Oh god that hadn’t even crossed my mind…
Baggage, honour,… what’s in a word right?
“I watch and read all kinds crazy stuff”. No mention of mayonnaise slapping?
No thx. I’m not too big on the last few generations of gaming anyway but if they’re really going to push their slop like this I’m out fully.
Statistically unlikely, given that he usually doesn’t.
I dunno man, these new Star Trek symbols kinda stray too far.
Whereas I got rid of my instagram that I barely used.
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