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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Drinking water is for the weak

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Drinking water is for the weak

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    One week without water creates hallucinations and puts one near death.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      You spelled makes you immune to physical attack wrong

      • mig@lemmy.world
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        Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.

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          snaps dried-up arm off like a twig from a dead tree

          Nope. Nope, they aren’t.

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            The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?

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              It’s not attack, it’s loot. HP (0)

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          - your lawyer faints, and the judge spits out their water -

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        just stay away from matches

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          You wanna match? My face and your ass, how about that, friend? … I mean, your face and my ass!

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        Can’t bleed out if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease

        • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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          Exactly

    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I was always taught that, generally, 3 days without water = death.

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        i think depends on weather, hot and dry can kill you faster than that

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          Weather : 🇫🇷

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        How painful would it be?

        • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          https://bigthink.com/health/gruesome-death-macabre-science-dehydration/

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            Well that’s certainly a URL

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      My dad went into a coma after two strokes. I had recently learned the “three minutes without oxygen, three days without water, three weeks without food” thing. Per his documented wishes, no attempt was made to keep him going. I was astounded at how long he kept breathing. Every day I expected to wake up to a message saying that he had died, but he just kept going. (He did eventually die but it took a lot longer than anticipated.)

      My mom experienced end stage renal disease. She stated that she could feel herself mentally deteriorating and had no hope of improving in the future. She chose to take herself off of dialysis. Five days into that week she also went into a coma. Two days later she was dead.

      Sorry. I had a point I was trying to make (lack of intake can hurt you but the details vary) but I got distracted.

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        Terrible things to have to go through. I hope you are doing OK.

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          Thank you. Both messed with me for a while, but both were a while ago. I’m okay now.

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      Assuming he doesn’t abstain from water-containing foods, he might live longer

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      at least he will become like beef jerky meat.

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    Have you guys tried maxxminning 👍

    It’s this old thing from like a couple years ago where you don’t maxx anything because you’re not a complete idiot. So much wisdom lost through the ages 😌

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      Nah, what you’re describing is just moderatemaxxing.

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        deleted by creator

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    Where is the hydrohomies community on Lemmy? This is a 5 alarm emergency. His piss, if he has any, is probably so dark yellow that it’s brown. I piss so heavy and light yellow it’s like a sun kissed stream from a garden hose. Water is fuckin mana potion.

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    super hands from peep show funny jpg

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    All these, “maxxing,” trends going around makes my autism cringe. I like being extreme and being repetitive as much as the next person but it’s so annoying.

    Back in 2013 I remmeebr people being annoyed at everything needing a label and we really do need to label every fucking thing and make it known to the world or talk it up one way or another and then people do the other things that have these stupid ass prefixes or suffixes to random made up words that end up on urban dictionary or by some retarded chance actually in the dictionary.

    Can we just call that guy what he is, a fucked up individual that needs fluids.

    Doctor said I should stop and drink water again YEAH NO SHIT!!! You can survive days without food you’re not gonna get far without water so the fact that person is alive and maybe this is a rage bait meme but the fact he’s alive in that picture, means he’s drinking the bare minimal of at least 32ounces of water you can survive on 2 bottles of water you thrive on a gallon. You won’t make it far with only drinking that little though every day and your body does need at least a gallon a day to survive well.

    *please don’t try to survive on two bottles of water I’m not even sure if that’s true, I’m saying that part more anecdotally because I think that’s the least amount of water I’ve ever drank in a day but then survived on coffee and threw up so🤷🏻‍♂️ *

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      tldrmaxxing

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Water is just an optional luxury for the rich.

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        I can’t believe you’re drinking water. Data centers need that you sick fuck

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    Dude is just gonna be one of those guys that would perform self-mummification as they got old.

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    Natural selection at work

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    Reckless Ben! What have they done to you?!

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    Reminds me of Super Size Me: With Whiskey

    https://youtu.be/uOyjzE1vcD4

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      WKYK!

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    Hey, at least he went to the doctor and told the water industry rep what he was doing.

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    “follow ze killdozer”

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    Big water is how my counties leader refers to oceans.

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    It looks like one of the 28-year late zombies.

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    he wouldve been dead after day 3

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      You mean more powerful

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