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That clip synced surprisingly well with the song my point was playing (“The Bar Song” by Delta Ash).

I’m currently on my phone and I’m not going to try to figure out how to test regex on Graphene. Therefore I can only say: well done!

George Carlin very vocally agrees… But things get a bit problematic after that.

Isn’t almost everyone a namee? That is, someone who has been on the receiving end of a name?

We’ve three cats. I can’t really ever remember hearing two of them talk. The third one does, but only rarely.

Two of them are pretty senior and may have been having trouble eating kibble, causing them to lose an alarming amount of weight. My wife took pity and started putting out wet food every morning. Suddenly, the older two are very talkative every time they see a human come out from behind a closed door.

Mine does.

Even within a few hours of setting it, it’s usually off by at least a few hours. My microwave is usually pretty accurate to within a few minutes, even after days.

Dunno what to tell you.

Once I took my wife, then girlfriend, to a Waffle House. She ordered a BLT and hash browns.

They gave her an odd look, but acquiesced. A short while later, they brought out a serving of hash browns into which they had mixed bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

I like the running joke in Brooklyn 99 that none of the characters can tell whether another character is talking about a dog or a wife.

I once worked at a webhost and was researching a problem. In so doing, I looked up a relevant error message.

I found a forum post made years previously by a person whose username I knew well enough to identify as a co-worker.

Turns out he never found a solution, either.

We share the same dinna!

The glasses are within the house.

Where did his glasses go?

The hell is going on in this thread?

Pretty sure that’s what was being referenced, but Bullet Train might also fit.

Let’s see you write a regex for one, then we’ll decide.

I try to avoid “this” style comments, but I genuinely don’t know how else to respond to this one. It was hilarious. I literally (by which I actually mean “literally”) laughed out loud.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gv0ZjVAtA

You know. A Wrinkle in Time.