Capitalism is where only one person has all the money.

There are plenty of podcasts with women, you just have to scroll down a bit

great copypasta. fits any game.

for hearthstone: swap “perfects on 8⭐️” for “legend in wild”, “players on YouTube can get top 100 NA standard legend”, “why don’t you marry Unnerfed Jaina or Boulderfist Oger”

for destiny: “gone to the light house”, “solo dungeons”, “marry Eris or Savathun”

etc

the joke is he’s falling to his death and someone is telling him “you can do it [survive]!”

there is a card game streamer called Trump - who I recall was only vaguely aware of Donald Trump when picking the name and I think was like “well if anyone’s looking for him and finds me - so be it!”

Funny how that turned out