Done this to get kids to school on time once or twice. Twas only for a few seconds/meters but was mildly scary all the same

It’s a funny joke image with silly joke text, it ain’t that serious

Shorts gang for life. They’ll have to bury me in them.

Well shit, I appreciate your sacrifice for the rest of us. Guess I have 360~ days to find a better solution lol

Me with my kids this year… Waited until the 28th to carve it up and still there were gnats swarming. I heard vaseline helps? I kept forgetting to buy some though so didn’t get to try. Tried vinegar and soapy water since I had those on hand.

“trump” noticed

Numb shrimp egg roll

Bro wtf

Why does it look so matte 🤔

I fix

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