Wait, so are the things we suspected true?
Well, which things? Also, probably yes.
That they were fucking.
He did NOT have sexual relations with this woman. She only gave him blowjobs.
Fucking what? True? Yes he said they’re probably fucking true, fuck
bill maher is maga now, why is she suing her own "grifters; friends.
These friends are worse than enemies.
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Oh, you don’t remember how she was attacking Charlie Kirk until roughly 30 minutes after he bled out from his “finding out” phase. Then suddenly she was tearfully mourning her lost maga love.
told by her handlers ti stop with the attack likely.
What makes you think assholes aren’t going to be assholes to other assholes? It’s kinda their brand.
Not that we didn’t know he was nasty, but can you imagine letting that plastic space alien face anywhere near your genitals? Holy shit.
I gotta think she’s getting the worse end of the deal here. I can’t imagine the dude who regularly shits himself has a great deal of personal hygiene.
Yeah this just feels like a really apt metaphor for hell. For both of them. The constant pursuit of power and wealth and what do you get to show for it? A woman who looks way worse and no happier after lots of plastic surgery going down on a man whose mind has been consumed by anger and can’t control his bowels.
She actually looked like a normal, good looking human before the mar-a-lago plastic treatment she got. He likes the alien look, it reflects how inhuman he himself is.
She has the Purge mask look now.
True. Stormy Daniels looks like a human that went to a plastic surgeon and said “I want to look like a blow-up doll.”
For me, it’s the opposite that’s horrific.
The thought of anyone having their face that close to Donald’s naked 80 year-old body. Barf.
But he’s a dog and we know he isn’t fucking Melania, so it only makes sense. It’s not like she brings anything else to the Administration other than being a concubine.
On second thought, she probably has to dig for his peepee. Dude is seriously corpulent.
Starting to get that Men In Black alien in a human suit look to him.
That is a good analogy.
Dig for his peepee. Like a button on a fur coat.
It’s like a baby bird in a dirty nest!
He’s an awful person and not particularly handsome, but (other than the makeup) he’s not notably less attractive than other 80 year old men. I feel bad when I see people being grossed out by old folks. That’ll be you someday, too!
These two definitely deserve each other.
She slept her way to the middle.
I feel like the middle is quite an achievement for someone like her.
She bragged to her dad?!
That’s the weirdest part of the whole thing. I’m not shocked she was blowing Trump. But Jesus, I hated telling my dad when I was pregnant even though I was married, because it meant admitting to him that I had sex.
I found this very curious also.
I didn’t need those images in my head.
Speak for yourself!
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I mean, that has nothing to do with why she lost, and wasn’t part of the case, but for those wondering, yes if appears to be true he said that, though the source seems to be a substack author.
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Enjoy what’s left of the rule of law while you can. Soon enough, any lawsuit by a Republican elite will sail to a win.
No, I think American public lost harder
Is Lara Loomer a transgender person? Horrible surgery. Just… why?
Cis people are just as capable of picking a bad facial surgeon as we are
In defense of Laura Loomer’s plastic surgery choices, it’s very easy to see plastic surgery that worked well on other people and think that it will translate from one face to another.
A great example of this is the skeleton look all the Hollywood girls had over the past year or so. It wasn’t just Ozempic. It was Buccal Fat Removal. And it all started because Bella Hadid did it and she looked phenomenal after doing it. Whoever Bella Hadid paid did an incredible job, and Bella Hadid was already stunning, but between her obvious but very well done nose job (that looked tiny and slightly otherworldly) and the weird bony cheeks from the buccal fat removal, she ended up looking so bizarre and fascinating, and she became even more in demand. All the girls in Hollywood copied her, and it looked terrible on all of them because they had less symmetrical cheekbones and didn’t have the face shape for it to work. Miley Cyrus, who is awesome and very cute, got buccal fat removal and it looked terrible because she never had symmetrical cheekbones and the facial length or depth for it to work. (She may have corrected it or her face settled; it looks better now.)
Laura Loomer just made some plastic surgery mistakes that would be easy for anyone to make. So I get why Laura Loomer got a nose job. Her nose before was slightly off. The problem is that slightly off noses often balance out face with slightly off bone structure, so if you just do a nice looking nose, but it doesn’t match the other geometry, it looks off. Laura Loomer also looks like she got cheekbone implants and it’s very easy to want those because a lot of beautiful people have huge prominent cheekbones. The problem is that if someone has some asymmetry in their face, large cheekbones may draw attention to it. Laura Loomer looked nice before the plastic surgery with some mild symmetry issues that were somewhat normal. The problem is the cheekbones and nose job didn’t fit or blend or balance her face right. Her plastic surgeon should have told her not to do the cheek implants based on her orbital sockets and should have only done the rhinoplasty in a milder way. She looked fine before and this was not her fault; she got bad advice from her plastic surgeon.
It’s also not her fault for not redoing all of this. Revision rhinoplasties and taking out cheekbones are much more complicated. A lot more can go wrong and many people, after having plastic surgery once and it not going well, are reluctant to get more work done and possibly mess things up even more. Revision surgeries are also notoriously expensive, much more expensive than the initial plastic surgery.
The point is, this isn’t exactly her fault. She probably was slightly insecure, single at the time and frustrated about it, and decided to have plastic surgery, and saw a doctor who took advantage of her financially and didn’t do a great job. That’s the reality. This likely wasn’t many plastic surgeries over many years. It was really just one thing (or possibly also lip injections later which so many people do), and the cheekbone implants are what messed it up. If she took those out she would likely look like herself again and she’s probably concerned about the expense and real risks and pain of doing it. And major plastic surgery is painful. It’s understandable for her to not want to change it and just decide “well it is how it is.”
I disagree with many of Laura Loomer’s beliefs, but making fun of someone for looking a certain way, or getting plastic surgery, also makes other people who look slightly different feel more self conscious. Asking is Laura Loomer a transgender person probably makes some trans people feel self conscious. What about criticizing politicians for their horrible beliefs and not how they look? What about taking the higher road?
