DagwoodIII

Any time you step out of the classroom political labels become meaningless.

“Capitalist” America built a giant interstate highway network that seized millions of acres of private land.

“Communist” China has a few score billionaires.

And don’t get me started on the National Socialist Party and the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

Not yet

Saw a ‘Top Gear’ interview with a race driver.

They had a clip of him airborne.

“Yeah, I was slamming on the brake there.”

And yes, if I lose my keys I’ll check the same coat pocket five times…

No.

Peter Cook looked exactly like the Prince of Darkness.

The dumbest thing he could do is appear and offer a deal.

If He exists, than so does God, so it makes sense to be good, because you know it’s worth it in the end.

Which gives a different slant to the saying ‘the best trick the Devil ever pulled was making people stop believing in Him.’

You damn well better!

otoh, they had a plan on January 6, and another plan to beat Iran, and one to win the game against Belgium…

I’ll b et the GOP is really happy that Trump is going to spike gas prices just before the midterms.

He’s The Devil.

He could make himself look like Elizabeth Hurley

Just a quibble.

They said the instructor died ‘mid-flight’

Technically, he died at the end of HIS flight.

We had the East Coast blackout in 2004 and Superstorm Sandy.

Stores were open and taking cash.

Never heard of that.

It was just the first name that came to mind when I needed a name.

I think maybe Debbie Harry was singing in the background?

Joan Rivers?

I went to the OB/GYN. He said “You have a huge pussy…a huge pussy.”

“You didn’t have to repeat yourself!”

“Sorry, that was the echo!”

Not a uterus haver?

Tried renting? AirOB/GYN

[off topic]

It’s a good idea to keep some cash on hand at home. If there’s a blackout you’ll want paper money.

Don’t work three hours straight.

Try doing two hours and then give yourself a break.

It’s much easier to carry five 20 pound loads than to try and carry one 100 pound load.

Unlike you, I don’t get upset by people trying to have fun.

But if it makes you feel like your accomplishing something, feel free to go ahead and berate me.

tl, dr

even acknowledge the obvious mistake they sarcastically defended.

I’ve been replying to all your screeds.

Isn’t that acknowledgement enough for you, you greedy little minx?

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