This is a fascist country. That’s fascist behavior. Welcome to the New Normal.

King of Wishful Thinking

When a Republican tells you what they’re going to do, believe them. There will never be another fair election in the United States.

How? Decades of Republicans cheapening public education, that’s how. We are becoming that dystopian society Carl Sagan spoke of, where science has been replaced by magic.

No shit.

If Conservatives want to poison themselves with raw milk, get on with it. But keep kids out of your performative bullshit.

The average American commuter is too self-centered to bother voting, and NOW they’re “anxious?”

Too late, Dipshits. You chose fascism.

Republican candidates for governor are currently ahead, Tom Steyer is running as a spoiler, and a mandatory voter ID law is about to win in the primary. California is a red state wearing a blue T-shirt, and it’s about to bite us on the ass.

I hope your unvaccinated ass gets hit hard.

You are witnessing the end of the United States of America. It can’t be stopped.

“I was in Bitcoin! THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!”

But but you can’t tax the Holy Job Creators! /s

H5N1 is going to burn through North America, and we in the states will be fish in a barrel. No new vaccines are being developed, and the existing ones aren’t being updated.

“flulike symptoms”

Moscow Mitch is fully vaccinated, while supporting policies that will make it impossible for most Americans to get an up-to-date vaccine.

No one did as much as Turtle McTraitor did to make the United States a fascist nation.

Why do you think it’s been made so difficult to own a home? Long as you’re paying rent, you’re a cash cow. Also less likely to leave a crappy job.

It’s going to be a tough sell. The DNC is convinced the way to avoid bleeding seats is to move to the right and keep the same old white people.

I said this would happen, and you called me a “gloom-and-doomer.”

Well shit, if online quacks are allowed to push bogus supplements that supposedly remove vaccine immunity from people’s bodies, why not grow back foreskins and hymens?

The average American has replaced science with magic. This is going to be a third world hellscape.

It was the very best poo! The finest feces! A bigly, perfect, presidential shit! In fact, many men, many big tough men, have said to Dear Leader, they say while literally crying, they say “Sir, Sir! Please drop your drawers, so we might smell that gorgeous, manly doody!” Joe Shmo can’t afford this crap, believe me.

BIGLY SPOILER ALERT!

Nothing will happen.