I’m hanging out with the horse women.
8 of course, I wanna hang out with pikachu :3
I’m sitting next to house because if I don’t bother him he’ll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep
5 and the seat beside it would both be free sure to Kevin Smith being kicked off the plane (at least if the fight was United)
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/aubreygordon/flying-while-fat
3 is probably the worst seat. Sitting in front of muscleman would be THE WORST
You’d think so, but all you’d have to do is tell them where Ozzy is sitting and they’d go pester him instead.
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
Worst case you can swap seats with Jay so that you can talk to Kevin Smith while the both of you watch him hit on her.
Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
lol our row is going to empty the drink cart 😂
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
The safety of the flight depends on my ability to keep them distracted 🫡 Dabs, Kazuma first in case we need Aqua’s rez
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days. Normally I don’t want to be bothered but that would be interesting enough to be fun.
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.
Completely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
Whos on the right on 9?
Meme rapper bbno$ or “baby no money”
- Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
someone do tell him, I want to know
The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
Those horses aren’t as fuckable as the ones on the plane.
spoiler
I did not say ‘not fuckable’
your bravery is seen
They’re horse girls, but is there another factor here?
5 hoping they have some edibles on them
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
Idk man, sitting in front of Fred Durst assaulting a cat girl would kinda freak me out.
My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He’s actually pretty chatty.
Ironically, when Jason Mewes is on stage in these talks, he’s mostly quiet.
thanks for the link. i might take a look. :3
Judging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.
I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law
if thats a referential joke, sadly im without the wisdom to enjoy it
thanks!
That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.
House and CJ. While House and I knock back a few drinks, CJ would clip any possible plane highjacker.
5, I can count on some silence.
Are you kidding me? Jay won’t ever shut the hell up, so he’ll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
Might get a good buzz, or at least a plug which can be useful.
even if your consider that it’s the actors and not the characters it would still be non stop talking from Kevin. which I’m fine with either it’s still definitely my pick here.
Oh, if we’re talking actors, absolutely. I just don’t think I could take a whole flight listening the Jay blather endlessly. It would be funny for a while, but it gets old after a bit.
100% this plane’s crashing.
