Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.

“Why don’t presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?”

This is how to open up to your partner.

Damn, that’s a big pussy…a big pussy…pussy…

You ever see Together? It’s like when Dave Franco’s character tries to stop his body from moving, but his intestines keep moving. Going through that right now…

“Guys only think about one thing…”

Artax, you’re sinking!!

Damage is already done. Greetings from [matrix].

Never seen a snowman blush like that.

It’s like throwing a hot dog through a hallway…

Man, the Incredibles movies are starting to go downhill.

He’s got a license to dill.

It’s all a virtue-signaling smokescreen. The infant mortality and child poverty rates are staggering.

If I was staring down cancer like that, just fucking kill me. Quit the game before my family pays through the nose for my inevitable death.

This is literally an audio drama.

Good luck with the Fediverse.

Sounds like someone has Luigiphobia.

“Why do you think AI was born? Porn, porn, porn.”

I never, ever, get a reply back.

Is it bad that whenever I see these types of alarmist posts, I respond with “Happy Great Replacement!”?

It’s like stupid school kids who used all these resources to cheat their way out instead of actually learning something. This is the worst group project in history.