- 26 Posts
- 929 Comments
YES I CAN’T LIE I HAVE SQUATTED MY SQUEEN
NOW GRAB THIS OUTSTRETCHED POOP STICK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I guess it’s just when they suddenly pull themselves away from the pearly gates once the referee decides that he’s not having it, and God decides to personally intervene and restore their souls back to them.
The whiplash from the sudden recovery can be jarring
Tea party etiquette depends on the customs and accepted standards of behaviour of a given time period and place. 1900 etiquette demonstrated etiquette to be linked with conservative and rigid gender roles.[9] Manners were of utmost importance in the proper conduct of men and women in early tea parties.[9]
There are several rules of etiquette noted during the 19th and 20th centuries. Various rules of etiquette included:
- Learn to be patient[10]
- Restrain your temper[10]
- Refrain from speaking in anger[10]
- Silence is more valuable than speech[10]
every time you take a shit, you need to install a new toilet?
But as you flee, the window jams as you raise it with your foot now stuck in it. You reach for the sink to pull you free, but oh no here comes the hiccups…
Horse in the thumbnail made this funnier
they are trash and they are over priced, but they run predictably. You can bank on making a flight at the airport by taking the train
fun fact: the Honda accord was named after the Bible verse.
Okay it didn’t, but it does come from PIE word for heart:
Etymology
Even the delays people always rag on DB is really not that bad
No, it is. Go to the UK or Spain and try their trains there. Miles better. Delays of maybe a few minutes on average.
It spills over too. People avoid getting the Eurostar to Germany because although the UK-France connection is solid, anything after that is just a big fat question mark.
Hell even getting a train to the airport in Germany comes with a huge time risk. You just don’t get that stress-inducing level of planning uncertainty in other developed countries with train systems as you do with the DB
Smush them together and then have a poo
FTFY
and isn’t it convoluted?
maybe just a little too convoluted…
Iron Man is a superhero who saves people, so to see him failing at his job whilst he’s clearly been taken down by a shrink ray makes you wonder if he really saves people, or if they’re the one’s saving him. Yes
Like… like… being late to work because you’re stuck in a traffic jam, but you’re also like a city planner or something?
Tight! Tight! Tight! Tight!
For anyone wondering: Marky Mark from music hollywood fame, reknowned for his cunnilingus is being filmed under the table.
I’m so glad you posted the correct one