Love the radio noise surrounding it in the photograph
It would be all over the photo, though.
It’s all fun and games until science comes into play
Unless it’s a very massive pinhole camera?
Made of lead
It has a half-life.
You know it’s legit because it’s heavy.
Thats how you know it is expensive.
That reddit watermark always makes me cringe
Totally ruins the “My girlfriend” part of the joke too, especially since the image effects are another part of the joke
Madame Curie’s exclusive balm
LPT: If it tells you to “drop and run”, it’s because the owner is trying to stop you from stealing it.
But take a close look to be sure. Some less valuable sticks look very similar but lack the warning.
it’ll positively make you glow!
Wrong. Its a ww2 vibrator.
Oh man 😝 Like 3 months ago I dropped a tube of classy chapstick and realized it was mostly regular-sized chapstick with a classy cover.
I now know what I must do 😎☢️
Your GF is glowing.
That was the prize in the cereal box, wasn’t it?
Crack it open!
If you strap this to your balls you’ll shoot loads like the Hulk.
