I hate Australian Nazis.

It was MFF wasn’t it?

I do believe that is a corn tortilla

That doesn’t make it better.

I was thinking of something completely different, and much weirder.

Self-inserty hair?

TIL I am probably a North American river otter.

Wasn’t fraud. It was a badly designed ballot.

Kim Jong Illinois?

That sounds like socialism.

If that emoji wasn’t there, I wouldn’t know how to feel about this.

This is literally the legal process for “doing something”.

Kaka

Gastrointestinal

Mudbutt

What if I told you all stores overcharge for their products?

We especially don’t issue death sentences for actions taken outside the country, or without trial.

Wait, we’re in the upside-down. We especially do issue death sentences in those conditions.

From the xitter bio of Eve Barlow:

Journalist. Zionist. Feminist. Scottish.

So, yeah.

Secretly hydrophilic.

Angry farmers are fighting for their lives at home. Soldiers who aren’t KIA get to go home.