I almost want to do this. If you don’t slice that pepperoni the first time it grabs it’s buddy Cheese and they both go on a trip all over the damn place.
I get it. The pizza slicer pushes pepperoni and other toppings down which smushes the cheese and sauce out the size, then you have an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce. So either you have an uneven distribution of pepperoni, an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce, or you spend a great deal of time placing your pepperoni so that they’re perfectly positioned away from your cut lines.
If you use a large knife to cut the pizza you don’t have this problem.
Does it take that long to move them?
I just take the back edge of a knife hold it over each of the 6 lines ill be cutting as a guide, and pull any of the pepperoni on the line one way of the other. Take like 5 seconds.I don’t have that kind of time
Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.
Tell him the amount of pepperoni on each slice is not balanced.
It might be, we can see:
3 slices with 5
2 slices with 3
1 slice with 4
They seem to be intentionally cut to have this amount of pepperoni, the last two slices might have 5 and 4 pieces of pepperoni making for:
4 slices of 5
2 slices of 3
2 slices of 4
For frozen pizza I will move the pepperoni before baking so they are in predetermined slices.
This right here is a diagnosis. I’m not sure for what, but you’ve got a lot of something.
Your daddy’s my kind of freak
Sounds like you want to call him YOUR daddy!
Now, if he’d avoid stepping on the gaps between floor tiles, I’d sympathize. Horrible, unspeakable THINGS might happen if you’re stepping on them. But this is just weird.
Respect
That one Florida-ass looking piece.
Signs your dad might have OCD
I just wanna talk to him
I fully support this strategy, can’t believe I never considered it myself. I will have to carefully suggest it to my wife who will NOT approve of this mutilation of one of her glorious pizzas.
Totino’s frozen pizza had it best: diced pepperoni. Pepperoni in every bite.
Just arrange the pepperoni in advance so you can cut normal without slicing them.
A little bit autistic we are today?
I feel like the two slices at the top were divided poorly. The extension of the right one makes it difficult to handle, it should have been part of the left slice. Otherwise the slices feel balanced and slicey, although I am not quite sure with the bottom ones. Overall this gives a score of at most 6/8, please relay this to your dad and don’t forget posting his next attempt, ideally without a cut off part for a more reliable evaluation.
