His lies are as big as the ocean

She should be worshiped as the 2ND coming. She arose from death days later.

Anyone wanna join Pikeism?

At least this religion is new enough to verify facts.

And my 🪓

She has died twice and still lives.

That’s just training, gotta run for a few months to collect good data points and then use frigate+ once to build a model specific to your area. Once you have a model for your home future refinements will be easier. I get almost 0 false detections after using it for 2 years and building my data set. I even have it tricked into detecting eggs in the chicken coop because I’m too lazy to run another detection suite.

Time to set up Frigate and get 10x better detections. It can now be setup like 95% fully from the GUI and just a small amount of yaml.

AI = Clanker, Come at me bro.

I won’t call it AI or SI, its Clanker and I am Trumps enemy.

They want to only do it once, not “3rd times the charm”.

I think I might just disable the phone app until after the election. Only get spam calls as it is.

Never underestimate a nerd and a need to compute. Those modules will have someone building adapters and interfaces to use that shit. As soon as someone runs doom on one its game on.

The problem is without the logo its too believable which means its not satire enough and just made up news and not funny. Most likely just giving them ideas.

Good news, new jobs opening to fill the cashier roles. But watch they will just implement a ticket system and checkout will take 3 hours.

Uh what airport? I need to make a call.

Yea too bad decent people dont lie to their kids enough about things that are just a little evil and make them into huge deals.

…and then the driver didn’t signal to turn and the cement truck couldn’t stop and crushed the driver to death. Remember kids, be predictable when driving.

Probably switched the type of dye. Idk Leatherface at the DHS has been screaming about dyes so maybe he fucked it up again.

So he just approved a tax break? Wow, feels weird.

Totelly smashing.

Ha that would be a fun gag treat for a adult Halloween party. Get candy or gummy blades and put then in suckers.