What about V for 5? There’s only 2 people I ever saw make a V with their hand. Spock, and Vader.

No, not Darth Vader. I mean the OTHER Vader.

THIS GUY

Me living this: “…wait, which drugs am I on right now? I don’t even know what would cause me to see this shit.”

Not sure why you used airquotes on dad, but yeah. I totally forgot about that character. I see your point now.

We must see things wildly differently. I remember Ross having a lesbian wife, and she had a lesbian partner, and they were always written as strong characters. The closest thing to homophobic is they’d make little jokes among the men about how they appear to others. And then they’d say something like “Oh, don’t do it THAT way!” And then the 3 guys would go “HEY! WHOA! OK!” as if to say that the way they were doing it looked gay, and they didn’t want to appear gay.

Which I don’t find homophobic so much as it is insecure, which was the whole joke. Their insecurities in themself is the joke. Not a hatred of gay people.

I don’t remember any mentions at all about trans on the show. I’m not even sure the word “trans” existed at the time.

The only sexism I remember is the football thanksgiving episode, and the poker episode. But the sexism itself was the joke. And I think they played both sides fairly.

If the DEA wanted to warn people of a real danger on the streets, they’d warn people about cops. Do you hsve ANY idea how many people cops kill every year? Yeah, me neither, because they don’t publish the real numbers. They don’t take accountability, they just hide everything.

HEY IT’S FREEEEED!!!

Guys. Remember that? Remember Fred? That’s how we’re going to look back on todays social media content. It will be cringeworthy embarrassments. Meanwhile go watch Fraiser. Go watch Friends. Go watch The Office. Hindsight is 20/20, but those shows hold up decades later. Do you think “Dance hype craze” video 574 is going to be something we remember fondly in 2040?

Holy shit. 2040. I’m going to be so old. My knees are going to hurt.

I mean…I need 2 hands. It’s a handful. It’s 2 handfuls! It’s a lot to go around!

…ladies.

Right???

I read your name as FelixCheese.

…I never knew I had a strong opinion on tiktok, but I want this to happen.

Please consider becoming a science teacher.

We’re at a point where I don’t even know what this headline is.

Maga pol? What the fuck is a maga pol? What the hell is “trump derangement syndrome”?

I do not understand life right now. Is this a trump ally being arrested? Or someone arrested for introducing a bill saying trump is deranged?

41 year old here. No. You didn’t. You see, sentences need a who/what/where/when/why (and sometimes how).

So to say that sentence correctly, it would be something like:

Based on my daughter spending 50k of my money on a college degree she doesn’t use, and having an obsession with having sex with guys who have drug habbits and no future, the family dog has become my favorite by a long stretch.

See? More words!

Ok. The guy is crazy with his kids. Whatever the kids imagine, thats the game. My niece once told me we were playing “Twinkle Spiral”. Then we held out our arms spin in a circle while running around the room spinning. It’s been 10 years, and apperently I won. I still have no idea what the game even was.

The cat he’s just being lazy. You put some double sided sticky take down on the floor in the shape of a maze. Then you keep the toy upwards, so the cat is always looking up. Now you guide the cat so she never looks down, and navigates the maze while not stepping on the tape.

And his wife? Well she’s just a prude. A card based system could TOTALLY spice up the bedroom. Oh, you drew this card. Lets see what you gotta do. Looks like you’re getting tied up and tickled for 10 minutes. Ok, my turn to draw a card. Looks like I gotta lick your butthole until you cum…and you’re still tied up, so you can’t help! Ohh nooooooooo…slurp slurp slurp

I always forget Gates is one of the elite. Then I remember how ruthless and savage he was in the 80s.

Then I remember.