Unless you’re the president.

TIL Jar Jar Binks wasn’t some alien species. He was just Jamacian.

WEAKENED regulations??? How much weaker could they get??? Our diet is already 103% high fructose corn syrup. The other 47% is grease!

SOME people tell me that those numbers don’t add up, but I checked. They do add up. 103% + 47%. Those are the numbers! What? You think I’m wrong??? I’m using the same math skills they taught in 11th grade at public schools, here in the USA! Basic math! I know my stuff! Even Scott Steiner checked my math. He said it spells disaster for you at sacrifice!

Where’s the offramp for this timeline?

May I reccomend you watch the movie Odiocracy.

…really hoping you dropped this:

/s

20 years ago I almost moved to Florida. I liked it.

And now? I’m so glad I didn’t do it. I don’t know if I’m less blind, or if it’s gotten worse. But now I don’t even want to visit, much less live there.

Then again, I don’t want to live in Ohio either. Yet here we are.

He’s an assassassin. He never said the death was his own…

Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair!

We only know he gave him a blowjob. We know nothing of if he spits or swallows.

One kid is communist, one kid is depressed, and one kid IS A STAAAARRRRRR!!!

Uhhhhh, no.

I misread that as “chicken”, and was like “eh, there’s worse things she could have said…not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that.”

Then I read it again to make sure I read it right…oh…oh nooooooo.

Now I’m just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.

And nobody will miss him.

I was one of those. Downloaded last week.

It’s forklift simulator…

Nothing.

He said…basically…a tabloid…

I think he’s saying the pope is debt…maybe…I don’t know.

Take me back. I don’t like it in the future…

This quote has me worried for what comes next. And has since the election.

Although I remember hearing it closer to October when they had the debates.

Yes, but it’s not defined how much.