Long they grow, precious, long and strong… but polished, yes. Filed smooth so they don’t snag on the rockses. Smeagol takes care of his toesies.
I kinda figured I wasn’t the only one to think Gollum when I initially saw this, but it’s good to have it confirmed with poetry such as this.
Do you just never wear shoes? O.o
Florida Special, flip-flops year round
Like, extra long flip flops? Or do the nails just poke out an inch (2.54cm) from the front?
They make a click-clack sound whey they hit the floor before the flip flop, like dog nails
Or even just socks? I can’t imagine those aren’t sharp enough to ruin a pair of fresh socks within a few days at most
If it’s not ai or Photoshop, they did them for the shitpost and removed them soon after, in pretty sure.
Originally, long nails were a way to indicate that you could avoid manual labor long enough to grow out them out. Essentially the lawn of the hands, opulent keratin. Long toenails indicating that you never even need to walk, and that your sexual partners will die of a staph infection, are an interesting extension.
You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.
And me.
I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.
As someone who wore nothing but superhero flip-flops through the entirety of high school in the Great Lakes region, yeah it was neither practical nor particularly socially acceptable. But they flashed lights when I walked. I never had light-up shoes as a little kid, and these were marketed for “kids at heart” so, tradeoff. 🤷🏻
The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.
I thought Pinky was a rat, but apparently he’s a mouse. In either case, not a mole rat.
Also, wow, there’s so much more information than I anticipated in that article.
This is what you see with elderly people in nursing homes. Something I wish I didn’t know.
Even Gollum cut’s his nails
I think they’re just worn from all the walking/climbing he did.
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Shoes
Harpymaxxing.
As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain’t sucking those toes.
Imagine stubbing your toe with nails like that. The entire toe nail will be ripped clean off.
The expectation of shoes
I dated her, her dinners always had the freshest fish.
“Give it to us raw and wriggling” 🤤
